Auld Lang Syne

This year is over

And all I have to say is

What the hell was that?

A Visit from ?

‘Twas the night before

Christmas and I’ve hung my socks

In hopes of free stuff

Sinister Snowfall

Let the wonder of

The season wash away all

Homicidal thoughts

Spirit of Giving

With all the joy of

This season, I would like to

Regift this to you

Fa La La La

Time to deck our halls

Instead of decking those that

Have displeased us

Holiday Prep

Step one: untangling

Without muttering swear words

In front of the kids

Practical Parade

Let us celebrate

Another day that I did

Not quit my damn job

Definitely Deserved

I know that I swear

A lot, but to be fair life

Is asking for it

Age Appropriate

It’s probably my

Age that tricks people into

Thinking I’m an adult

Sarcasm Safety

I am sarcastic

Because punching you people

Is frowned upon

Observation of Ignorance

Job knowledge is core

Kissing the boss’s ass

Just cracks the surface

Staying Safe

Every bad thing

That happens today is due to

Getting out of bed

Snarky Smile

If it’s not my mouth

Getting me into trouble

It’s my expression

Human Trouble

I used to be a

People person, but people

Ruined that for me

Running Rationale

Days like this make you

Ask if rabbits can join the

French Foreign Legion

Plea Bargaining

Honesty is the

Best policy. Insanity

Is the best defense

Caught

Why don’t you think I

Like you? I don’t, but really

What gave it away

Lost Weekend

Why is Monday so

Far from Friday, but Friday

So close to Monday

Feasting Fiend

Bored Bunny is glad

Thanksgiving is the time that

Gorging is the norm

Idealistic Idiots

Nobody’s filled

With more false hope than those who

Just started jobs here

Socially Acceptable

If what you suggest

Requires fake smiling, then I

Will not be going

Fools Logic

To be a smartass

You must first be smart or else

You are just an ass

Hare Care

Endless bullshit leads

To tearing the hair (or ears)

Right out of the head

Clarification

I’m not arguing

I am simply explaining

Why I am correct

Matters of Fact

This “having a job”

Holds me way back from living

The best life possible

Here We Go Again

Here’s to another

Day of outward smiling

And inward screaming

Veterans Day

A heartfelt thank you

To the armed forces and those

That have served us

Silence is Golden

Why am I quiet?

If you can’t say something nice

Say nothing at all

Manifesto

Introverts unite!

We’re here. We’re uncomfortable.

We want to go home.

Super Duper Eye Roll

My eyes need to roll

So far back that I gotta

Stand to give them room

Rock the Rabbit Vote

If kindness and decency matter

More than hatred, bigotry, and blather

Then get to the polls

And vote out the trolls

To the wind now they must scatter

Self Examining

I’m a nice rabbit

If I bitch you out, you need

To ask yourself why

Full-Time Fantasy

Often I dream of

This amazing new workplace

Without idiots

The Wisdom of the Beans

It’s way too early

Coffee doesn’t ask questions

Coffee understands

Things That Go Bump in the Night

Under darkened skies

A shapeshifting bunny prowls

Searching for candy

Ebbing Away

First I lost my pen
Next was my stapler, then my

Sanity and dreams

Asking For It

What is wrong with you

It’s like you’re asking me to

Stab you in the throat

Conundrum

I am stuck between

A rock and someone I would

Like to hit with it

Pirate Planning

She really is such

A treasure, that I want to

Bury her. Alive.

Insomnia Agony

Woke up too early

Brain wouldn’t shut up about

Problems I can’t solve

Patience Rewarded

I’m not listening

I’m just waiting for your lips

To finish moving

Menacing Memories

Looks like another day

Where I’ll need to remind you

I have skill with knives

Insincere Compliments

Thanks for telling me

How to do my job again

It’s really helpful

Musing at Lunchtime

Sometimes it seems like

Everything is soup and

I am just a fork

Indecision Madness

How can we spend hours

Discussing the same button

Make a decision

Routine Punishment

I know I should diet

And exercise, but dying

Just seems easier

Carrot Consideration

This humble carrot  

Has more career potential

Than me at this job

Retreating Ringleader

While I admire the

Crazy you bring to the room

It’s not my circus

Truth be Told

You, sir, are an ass  

Is what I’d say if I could

But I need my job

Nameste My Way

Seeking inner peace  

By meditation or by

Tranquilizer dart