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Bored Bunny Hates Cages for All
Bunnies hate cages
Children hate them too
Sociopathic Plots
After a week that was relentless
Bunny feels beaten not proud
Never mistake silence for weakness
No one plans a murder out loud
Twisted Fate
Though it’s tempting to leave it to fate
You’re told it really can’t wait
With their panties in a twist
They yell, cry and, insist
Perhaps it was something they ate
Presentation Skepticism
Just repeating words
Does not make them extra true
Stop dragging this out
Weight Loss Worry
Measuring middle
It seems to have grown too much
Cut down on carrots?
Bandage Alibi
It’s not often that Bored Bunny is late
But on this particular date
When meetings about meetings are planned
Then another to discuss what was canned
So in order to avoid this curse
It’s good to have a friend that’s a nurse
Laughing All the Way Home
Bunny has a laugh
Evil thoughts run round her head
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha
Retreats of a Troubled Mind
Loudmouth shouts orders
Bunnies can’t take the yelling
Dreaming of hit men
Mind Altering Hanger
Projects fill lunch hour
Need to eat food. So hungry!
Hallucinating
Put a Bunny on It
Draw for sanity
While the droning goes on
Look a butterfly
Post-Apocalyptic Refrigerator
Rotting old food stinks
The fridge has become toxic
Time for a cooler
When Worlds Collide
Bunny out walking
Sees Starbuck play with a ball
Can rabbits own pets?
Afternoons at the Circus
There is always one
With no sense of other people
That’s not my monkey
Procrasti-bunny-ation
Do the job tonight?
Do not rush me I’m waiting
For the last minute
Robo Rabbit
The office is quiet as the morgue
The boss has announced a reorg
It’s all rather silly
To put the staff in a tizzy
He should be replaced with a cyborg
Dance Bunny Dance
When the hold music
Is the best noise of the day
Dance little Bunny
TGI... Wait, what happened
Oh hallelujah
The weekend’s finally here
Sadly time speeds up
The Cold Hard Truth
Listening in on
A
colleague
loudly ranting
Shhhhhhh nobody cares
Office Supply High
Another long day
Somebunny needs a big hug
Oooooh look highlighters
Awww heck no
Aww no, no you don’t
None of your lousy projects
This bunny has rules
Round 'n Round We Go
Again a lost hour
Around and around they talk
Should’ve been an email
Sunday it Starts
Sunday start planning
For the long work week ahead
Why do I do this?
Wise Crackin' Wabbit
Bored Bunny likes to crack wise
Like that rabbit called Bugs she tries
But no matter the wit
She can't turn for the shit
Albuquerque’s a true state of mind
Lunchtime Murder
This lunch is feeling
At least a carrot too light
Which one of you dies?
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