Vegetable Violence

Vegetable Violence | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Stop it right now or
I’ll stab you with my carrot
What the hell is that?

Ceasefire

Ceasefire | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
No more words from you
It is no longer your turn
Time to shut your face

Self Editing

Self Editing | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Whatever you do
Do not say what you’re thinking
Just back away slow

Office Stink Bomb

Office Stink Bomb | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
What’s that awful stench?
Is somebunny nuking fish?
This is why work sucks

Work Life Unbalanced

Work Life Unbalanced | bored-bunny.blogspot.com

Let me explain this
Since you forgot it again
You pay me till five



Javarific

Javarific | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Be like the coffee
Coffee doesn’t ask questions
Coffee understands


Scheduling Sickness

Scheduling Sickness | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Practicing her cough
Bunny plots her next day off
Nice touch that tissue


Everyday Crap

Everyday Crap | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Oh no, not again
We did this shit yesterday
It’s like dejapoo

Rating Life

Rating Life | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Life of poverty
Zero stars, uncomfortable
Do not recommend

Battered by BS

Battered by BS | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Is there such a thing
As a day without bullshit?
I need strength not to ...

Best Served Cold

Best Served Cold | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Don’t call it revenge
It’s returning the favor
Since it sounds nicer

Nothing Doin’

Nothing Doin’ | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Well just look at me
I started out with nothing
Still have most of it

Bunny Grumblings

Bunny Grumblings | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
I’m so sorry for what
I said when I was hungry
Tummy talks trash

Back Stabby

Back Stabby | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Falling off my chair
As she takes all the credit
Watch your back sister

Staff Shocker

Staff Shocker | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
That strange moment when
They think you are the sane one
At the staff meeting

Murder Mediation

Murder Mediation | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Need to remember
Don’t kill anyone today
You need this paycheck

Dangerous Dance

Dangerous Dance | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
To avoid drama
One must step lightly and quick
Bunny hops with grace

9am Blues

9am Blues | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
It’s been a long day
Bed and Netflix are calling
Too bad it’s morning

Put That on Your T-shirts


Put That on Your T-shirts | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
I just want people to
Stop telling me what they want
Like I even care

Acronym Agony

Acronym Agony | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Saving precious time
By speaking in acronyms
Confuses us all

Picture Perfect

Picture Perfect | bored-bunny.blogspot.com
Not so close kiss ass
Don’t want your brown nose messing
With my clean, soft fur