Things That Go Bump in the Night

Under darkened skies

A shapeshifting bunny prowls

Searching for candy

Ebbing Away

First I lost my pen
Next was my stapler, then my

Sanity and dreams

Asking For It

What is wrong with you

It’s like you’re asking me to

Stab you in the throat

Conundrum

I am stuck between

A rock and someone I would

Like to hit with it

Pirate Planning

She really is such

A treasure, that I want to

Bury her. Alive.

Insomnia Agony

Woke up too early

Brain wouldn’t shut up about

Problems I can’t solve

Patience Rewarded

I’m not listening

I’m just waiting for your lips

To finish moving

Menacing Memories

Looks like another day

Where I’ll need to remind you

I have skill with knives

Insincere Compliments

Thanks for telling me

How to do my job again

It’s really helpful

Musing at Lunchtime

Sometimes it seems like

Everything is soup and

I am just a fork

Indecision Madness

How can we spend hours

Discussing the same button

Make a decision

Routine Punishment

I know I should diet

And exercise, but dying

Just seems easier

Carrot Consideration

This humble carrot  

Has more career potential

Than me at this job

Retreating Ringleader

While I admire the

Crazy you bring to the room

It’s not my circus

Truth be Told

You, sir, are an ass  

Is what I’d say if I could

But I need my job

Nameste My Way

Seeking inner peace  

By meditation or by

Tranquilizer dart

Chillaxing

A well earned day

To recover from work crap

Brings bunny some color

Fashion Victim

I spend too much time

Wondering why you wore that

Hideous outfit

Resting Bunnyitch Face

I’m not responsible

For anything my face does

When you are speaking

Heroic Attitude

Is it saving lives

If I just restrain myself

From killing people

Harmonic Convergence

I don’t understand

But I also don’t care so

It works out nicely

Monday Management

I don’t have enough

Coffee or middle fingers

To face life today