Idealistic Idiots

Nobody’s filled

With more false hope than those who

Just started jobs here

Socially Acceptable

If what you suggest

Requires fake smiling, then I

Will not be going

Fools Logic

To be a smartass

You must first be smart or else

You are just an ass

Hare Care

Endless bullshit leads

To tearing the hair (or ears)

Right out of the head

Clarification

I’m not arguing

I am simply explaining

Why I am correct

Matters of Fact

This “having a job”

Holds me way back from living

The best life possible

Here We Go Again

Here’s to another

Day of outward smiling

And inward screaming

Veterans Day

A heartfelt thank you

To the armed forces and those

That have served us

Silence is Golden

Why am I quiet?

If you can’t say something nice

Say nothing at all

Manifesto

Introverts unite!

We’re here. We’re uncomfortable.

We want to go home.

Super Duper Eye Roll

My eyes need to roll

So far back that I gotta

Stand to give them room

Rock the Rabbit Vote

If kindness and decency matter

More than hatred, bigotry, and blather

Then get to the polls

And vote out the trolls

To the wind now they must scatter

Self Examining

I’m a nice rabbit

If I bitch you out, you need

To ask yourself why

Full-Time Fantasy

Often I dream of

This amazing new workplace

Without idiots

The Wisdom of the Beans

It’s way too early

Coffee doesn’t ask questions

Coffee understands