2020 Vision

How’d we end up here?

Another year over and
I am still not rich

A Whole Lotta Holiday

Just waiting around

For a quick little kiss, meet

Me under the plant

This snowbunny is...

The eyes, ears, the resemblance

It's just uncanny

Hmmm.... I wonder if

Maybe I should have started

Asking about his health

Success! It's all set

And nobody will ever 

Guess what is inside

Well there's just no way

This tiny little stocking

Will hold all my gifts

Aww yeah.

Eyes All A-Glow

Dusting off all the

Holiday decorations

Fa la la la la

Behavior Breakdown

I tried to be good 

But it turns out that I get

Bored easily

Gifted Accidents

Nothing is foolproof

To a sufficiently

Talented fool

Pointedly Stupid

How’s it okay that 

You’re an idiot, but not  

That I point it out

Mistaken Admiration

I do not know why

People keep confusing my 

Wows for compliments  

Composure

How does my face look

While inside my head I am

Punching your dumb face

Past Tense

There was a time this
Job mattered greatly to me
That ended quickly

Growth Minded

I thought I wanted

A career, turns out that I 

Just wanted paychecks

Passing the Buck

I didn’t say that you

Were wrong, I simply said that

I was blaming you

Firestorm

It’s disappointing 

When you arrive at your work

And it isn’t in flames

Verbal Villainy

What are you saying?

And other moments you know
You’re being fucked

Ha ha

There is a reason

I’m naturally funny...

My life is a joke

Open Policy

I’ve nothing to hide

But I don’t have anything 

I want share either