Vegetable Violence

Stop it right now or

I’ll stab you with my carrot

What the hell is that?

Ceasefire

No more words from you

It is no longer your turn

Time to shut your face

Mid Week Merriment

Hurray Wednesday

Said no working hare ever

Weekend is too far

Self Editing

Whatever you do

Do not say what you’re thinking

Just back away slow

Office Stink Bomb

What’s that awful stench?

Is somebunny nuking fish?

This is why work sucks

Work Life Unbalanced

Let me explain this

Since you forgot it again

You pay me till five

Javarific

Be like the coffee

Coffee doesn’t ask questions

Coffee understands

Scheduling Sickness

Practicing her cough

Bunny plots her next day off

Nice touch that tissue

Everyday Crap

Oh no, not again

We did this shit yesterday

It’s like dejapoo

Rating Life

Life of poverty

Zero stars, uncomfortable

Do not recommend

Battered by BS

Is there such a thing

As a day without bullshit?

I need strength not to ...

Best Served Cold

Don’t call it revenge

It’s returning the favor

Since it sounds nicer

Nothing Doin’

Well just look at me

I started out with nothing

Still have most of it

Bunny Grumblings

I’m so sorry for what

I said when I was hungry
Tummy talks trash

Back Stabby

Falling off my chair

As she takes all the credit

Watch your back sister

Staff Shocker

That strange moment when

They think you are the sane one

At the staff meeting

Murder Mediation

Need to remember

Don’t kill anyone today

You need this paycheck

Dangerous Dance

To avoid drama

One must step lightly and quick

Bunny hops with grace

9am Blues

It’s been a long day

Bed and Netflix are calling

Too bad it’s morning

Put That on Your T-shirts

I just want people to

Stop telling me what they want

Like I even care

Acronym Agony

Saving precious time

By speaking in acronyms

Confuses us all

Clueless Conversation

I have no idea

What this meeting is about

Pondering my lunch

Picture Perfect

Not so close kiss ass

Don’t want your brown nose messing

With my clean, soft fur