Positive Reinforcement

Just keep on smiling

No negative attitudes

This looks natural

Thought Police

Some days you just know

If it is the thought that counts

I should be in jail

HMO Horror

What doesn’t kill you

Still requires a copay

Healthcare don’t mean health

Reality Check

I want to grab you

By the shoulders and whisper

No one gives a shit

Towering Inferno

Each day leaving work

I imagine my last day

When it’s all on fire

How Low Can You Go?

Day after day I

Lower my expectations

Less dissappointing

Technical Glitches

Network spans the globe

Security second to none

Can’t get a damn signal

Nobody to Blame, but…

Don’t you understand

You are the main reason that

We can’t have nice things

Tedium

Another long day

Discussing the same old stuff

Isn’t it Friday yet?

Practical Advice

You should stay away

I’m running out of reasons

Not to stab you

Self Medicating

Laughter is the best

Medicine to cope with your

Latest round of crap

Please Make it Stop

Your boss tells you this

Long story about his youth

Involving him nude

Lingering Resentment

Why do the same people

Keep talking when the meeting

Has clearly ended?

Idea Regurgitation

When I suggested

That exact idea last week

Bossman nixed it

Very Last Nerve

When I hear you talk

It’s like fingernails scraping

Down my patience

Coffee Fix

There is not enough

Coffee to face this day

Going back to bed

Just Can’t Even

Dead bunnies aren’t much

Fun! Seriously do not

Even try that crap

Marginal Misunderstanding

No need to repeat

I ignored you just fine

The first time you spoke

Aging Perspective

The older I get

The less “life in prison” scares

Last time I warn you

Loving Labor That’s Lost

Celebrating those

Laborers that fought for our

Weekends and days off