Auld Lang Syne

This year is over

And all I have to say is

What the hell was that?

A Visit from ?

‘Twas the night before

Christmas and I’ve hung my socks

In hopes of free stuff

Sinister Snowfall

Let the wonder of

The season wash away all

Homicidal thoughts

Spirit of Giving

With all the joy of

This season, I would like to

Regift this to you

Fa La La La

Time to deck our halls

Instead of decking those that

Have displeased us

Holiday Prep

Step one: untangling

Without muttering swear words

In front of the kids

Practical Parade

Let us celebrate

Another day that I did

Not quit my damn job

Definitely Deserved

I know that I swear

A lot, but to be fair life

Is asking for it

Age Appropriate

It’s probably my

Age that tricks people into

Thinking I’m an adult

Sarcasm Safety

I am sarcastic

Because punching you people

Is frowned upon

Observation of Ignorance

Job knowledge is core

Kissing the boss’s ass

Just cracks the surface

Staying Safe

Every bad thing

That happens today is due to

Getting out of bed

Snarky Smile

If it’s not my mouth

Getting me into trouble

It’s my expression

Human Trouble

I used to be a

People person, but people

Ruined that for me