2020 Vision

How’d we end up here?

Another year over and
I am still not rich

A Whole Lotta Holiday

Just waiting around

For a quick little kiss, meet

Me under the plant

This snowbunny is...

The eyes, ears, the resemblance

It's just uncanny

Hmmm.... I wonder if

Maybe I should have started

Asking about his health

Success! It's all set

And nobody will ever 

Guess what is inside

Well there's just no way

This tiny little stocking

Will hold all my gifts

Aww yeah.

Eyes All A-Glow

Dusting off all the

Holiday decorations

Fa la la la la

Behavior Breakdown

I tried to be good 

But it turns out that I get

Bored easily

Gifted Accidents

Nothing is foolproof

To a sufficiently

Talented fool

Pointedly Stupid

How’s it okay that 

You’re an idiot, but not  

That I point it out

Mistaken Admiration

I do not know why

People keep confusing my 

Wows for compliments  

Composure

How does my face look

While inside my head I am

Punching your dumb face

Past Tense

There was a time this
Job mattered greatly to me
That ended quickly

Growth Minded

I thought I wanted

A career, turns out that I 

Just wanted paychecks

Passing the Buck

I didn’t say that you

Were wrong, I simply said that

I was blaming you

Firestorm

It’s disappointing 

When you arrive at your work

And it isn’t in flames

Verbal Villainy

What are you saying?

And other moments you know
You’re being fucked

Ha ha

There is a reason

I’m naturally funny...

My life is a joke

Open Policy

I’ve nothing to hide

But I don’t have anything 

I want share either

Equitable Solution

All I know is that

One of us is right and the 

Other one is you

Winning Combination

I am a sweetheart 

And I’m also a smartass

It’s a package deal

Music Marathon

Inside my headphones

Nobody hears how many

Times I hit repeat

Composure Cravings

Upon reflection

I wish that I was as thin

As my patience

Weekend Flurry

I haven’t been this

Excited about Friday

Since the last Friday

Punative Measures

I just love it when

People think that ignoring me

Is a punishment

System Preference

I’m not shy. I’m just

Good at figuring out who

Is worth talking to

Flaming Good Fun

I may be smiling

Because in my mind I can

Picture you on fire

Love Strangle

If you love someone

Let them go, like to the store

To get you some snacks

Task Aversion

I hope when I die

It’s early morning so I

Don’t go in to work

Thought Less

Whatever you think

Of me can’t be as bad as

What I think of you

Hidden Expression

All the best nicknames

Are the ones the people don’t

Even know they have

Cautionary Expression

And yet despite the

Look on my face you are still

Speaking words to me

First Anniversary

It’s been a whole year

Of Bunny’s sarcasm and snark

And now it’s cake time

Vive la France

I promised myself

I’d do things differently

Hence cursing in French

Lazy Excuse

There’s absolutely

No excuse for laziness

But I keep looking

Stark Storage

My heart has no room

For you, but my car’s trunk

Definitely does

Buddy Shortfall

I don’t have a “squad”

Maybe 2 or 3 people

Don’t want me to die

Sweet Diversion

Adorable candy

Will take our minds off of all

Life’s little problems

Hunting Hazard

Was hiding the eggs

Among the poisonous plants

Entirely fair?

Safe!

Not just at Easter

I will step up to the plate

Candy must survive

Easter Effigy

Does Bunny eating

Chocolate effigies count

As cannibalism

Seasonal Worker

Egg delivery

Seems odd work for a bunny

But hey, it’s a job

False Friendly

I act nice to you

Not because I like you. It’s

Just that I’m not rude

Dream Cursing

Don’t know about you

But people always make me

Want to say bad words

Preemptive Shun

Once again I say

Please don’t interrupt me while

I’m ignoring you

Prank Ya Later

Let me just say this

April 1st isn’t the only day

That is full of fools

Doesn’t Bother Me

I’m pretty sure you

Don’t like me, but I’m very

Sure that I don’t care

Aggravating Adage

The early bird can

Have the worm, worms are gross and

Mornings are stupid

Subtleties of Society

Not anti-social,

I’m selectively social

There’s a difference