Vive la France

I promised myself

I’d do things differently

Hence cursing in French

Lazy Excuse

There’s absolutely

No excuse for laziness

But I keep looking

Stark Storage

My heart has no room

For you, but my car’s trunk

Definitely does

Buddy Shortfall

I don’t have a “squad”

Maybe 2 or 3 people

Don’t want me to die

Sweet Diversion

Adorable candy

Will take our minds off of all

Life’s little problems

Hunting Hazard

Was hiding the eggs

Among the poisonous plants

Entirely fair?

Safe!

Not just at Easter

I will step up to the plate

Candy must survive

Easter Effigy

Does Bunny eating

Chocolate effigies count

As cannibalism

Seasonal Worker

Egg delivery

Seems odd work for a bunny

But hey, it’s a job

False Friendly

I act nice to you

Not because I like you. It’s

Just that I’m not rude

Dream Cursing

Don’t know about you

But people always make me

Want to say bad words

Preemptive Shun

Once again I say

Please don’t interrupt me while

I’m ignoring you

Prank Ya Later

Let me just say this

April 1st isn’t the only day

That is full of fools