Thought That Counts

I brought you flowers

Totally not from your garden

That? Was done by dogs

Secret Admirer

Unexpected card

Brings Bunny some distraction 

From mundane work days

Trying to Care

Everyday I

Come to work all full of drive

Then people happen

Self Help

Of course I talk to

Myself, sometimes I really

Need expert advice

2020 Vision

How’d we end up here?

Another year over and
I am still not rich

A Whole Lotta Holiday

Just waiting around

For a quick little kiss, meet

Me under the plant

This snowbunny is...

The eyes, ears, the resemblance

It's just uncanny

Hmmm.... I wonder if

Maybe I should have started

Asking about his health

Success! It's all set

And nobody will ever 

Guess what is inside

Well there's just no way

This tiny little stocking

Will hold all my gifts

Aww yeah.

Eyes All A-Glow

Dusting off all the

Holiday decorations

Fa la la la la

Behavior Breakdown

I tried to be good 

But it turns out that I get

Bored easily

Gifted Accidents

Nothing is foolproof

To a sufficiently

Talented fool

Pointedly Stupid

How’s it okay that 

You’re an idiot, but not  

That I point it out

Mistaken Admiration

I do not know why

People keep confusing my 

Wows for compliments  

Composure

How does my face look

While inside my head I am

Punching your dumb face

Past Tense

There was a time this
Job mattered greatly to me
That ended quickly

Growth Minded

I thought I wanted

A career, turns out that I 

Just wanted paychecks

Passing the Buck

I didn’t say that you

Were wrong, I simply said that

I was blaming you