Running Rationale

Days like this make you

Ask if rabbits can join the

French Foreign Legion

Plea Bargaining

Honesty is the

Best policy. Insanity

Is the best defense

Caught

Why don’t you think I

Like you? I don’t, but really

What gave it away

Lost Weekend

Why is Monday so

Far from Friday, but Friday

So close to Monday

Feasting Fiend

Bored Bunny is glad

Thanksgiving is the time that

Gorging is the norm

Idealistic Idiots

Nobody’s filled

With more false hope than those who

Just started jobs here

Socially Acceptable

If what you suggest

Requires fake smiling, then I

Will not be going

Fools Logic

To be a smartass

You must first be smart or else

You are just an ass

Hare Care

Endless bullshit leads

To tearing the hair (or ears)

Right out of the head

Clarification

I’m not arguing

I am simply explaining

Why I am correct

Matters of Fact

This “having a job”

Holds me way back from living

The best life possible

Here We Go Again

Here’s to another

Day of outward smiling

And inward screaming

Veterans Day

A heartfelt thank you

To the armed forces and those

That have served us

Silence is Golden

Why am I quiet?

If you can’t say something nice

Say nothing at all

Manifesto

Introverts unite!

We’re here. We’re uncomfortable.

We want to go home.